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Whoever read this and thinks America sucks, Go kill yourself you commie terrorist bastard.

WHERE ARE YOU???? Did you turn into Carmen Sandiego and then build a space craft and go to live with the aliens that killed FDR and Tupac?
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2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed,
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh ooh ooh...ooh...ooh ooh ooh...
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In the tree by the brook, There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Oooh...it makes me wonder
Oooh...it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Ooh...it makes me wonder
Ooh...and it makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune
then the piper will lead us to reason.
And A new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter
Woe woe woe woe woe oh
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring-clean for the May queen
Yes there are two paths you can go by,
but in long run,
there's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder...ohhh ooh woe
Your head is hummin' and it won't go-- In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can you here the wind blow? And did you know...
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines bright light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all, yeah,
To be a rock and not to roll
Oooooooooooooooh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
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